09.24.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:36 am by Oscar
Yep — it’s someone’s birthday (and a BIG one) for someone in my person’s (the doctor) office.
Okay — give it up for Lavonne! Lavonne’s the Director of the Center for Aesthetics and one of the nicest persons you’ll ever meet.
And it’s her birthday.
Now in cat years she’s … no, I just won’t go there or there’ll be real trouble.
Most guess her in her mid 20’s. Good for her!
Best I can do for the curious is she makes her age LOOK GOOD!
All my fans should send her a note or heck — call — and wish her well.
The address is Lavonne G. Gifford, LE 1003 S. Broad St., Lansdale, PA 19446. The phone: 215-361-5030.
Tell her Oscar sent you. 
Later,
Oscar
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09.15.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 9:59 am by Oscar
The Perfect Oval
In a previous blog I alluded to the benefits of Yoga — even for me, a cat.
Well here I am in a now famous new Yoga pose called “The Perfect Oval”.
Betcha humans can’t do this one.
Now, if you want the real scoop on benefits of personal training and Yoga as part of a holistic approach to health for your body (including your skin), mind, and spirit (think wonderful stress reduction) then give the Center a call and see Lavonne G. Gifford, LE — the Director.
Lavonne can tie it all together for you — tell you how the puzzle pieces of a personal fitness program (including Yoga) AND appropriate skin care all fit together for a healthier, happier, and beautiful you.
Then go try “The Perfect Oval” …. if you dare.
Later,
Oscar
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09.03.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 5:24 am by Oscar
Hi — it’s Oscar again,
Just had a nice summer doing what I do best — eating, sleeping, and practicing a little “Cat Yoga.” Think I’m kidding? One of the positions is called “The Perfect Oval.” I’ll get my person (the doctor) to get a photo of me just to show you what it looks like. I doubt any human can do it.
Speaking of doubts … got to thinking about September and the perfect opportunity you have to get your self esteem back after staring at your skin and body all summer. What?! Yeah — I gotta lot of nerve — but I don’t have a dog in this fight and besides … my body is perfect.
Back to September — plenty enough time to do something really special for yourself — just in time for the Holidays!
Deciding to have a cosmetic procedure done isn’t supposed to be a gut wrenching decision you know — you want it — so get it.
(Rationalize later all the good reasons why.)
But what if you don’t? Here’s the list:
- You get to keep your leg veins. That way you get to look like Mom.
- Your brown spots, wrinkles, skin sagging … all stay.
- Looking older than your years? Heck — lotsa people do. Even though it’s easy (according to my person, the doctor) to really knock the years off without downtime of significance — you can stay that way.
- The fat roll? Yours to keep. (Just to be kind — I keep mine.)
- Hairy stuff where you don’t want it? My advice — stay hairy — looks good on me and I really don’t know what all the fuss is about. And I haven’t a clue what razor bumps are.
My point is this: if you do nothing about it now then nothing changes!
“Brutal am I” says my friend Yoda … but it’s the truth — the ugly, grim, … truth.
Every spring my person is asked to perform miracles when many of these procedures are done in a series — and it’s too late.
So … starting now not only gets you a rockin’ bod by Holiday time … but also messes with your New Year’s Resolutions — you won’t NEED any!
Okay — I’ve been a little hard on you by giving you graphic examples of doing nothing. But that’s my job. Bad cop/good cop. Read my person’s blog if you want to feel all warm and fuzzy.
Like me.
Happy fall and get crackin’ on everything that really bugs you and is holding you back!
Later,
Oscar
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