02.24.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 1:00 pm by Oscar
Wow … a celebration just for me, Oscar. I’ve licked myself to fur-perfection and am ready to watch. Gotta catch up on my sleep first …
Yes, I sleep in a perfect oval.
Now, I really know the Oscar’s all about movies — which I watch if there’s enough red color. Hear there’s a lot of show prep amongst the ladies.
Bet you have an upcoming event you’d like to shine for too.
Photos don’t lie, you know.
My person (the doctor) does the same stuff the celeb’s get — only he doesn’t leave you looking like a mannequin — all plastic.
Trust me, the real Oscar, you’ll look natural!
See you tonight! 
Oscar
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02.12.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 4:25 am by Oscar
Oscar here. Don’t quite get the flap about fat removal but my person (the doctor) has it licked.
He’s been removing fat right and left on all sorts of people, ages all over the map.
One lady went shopping right after having her tummy fat removed! Can you believe it!
He does it with a new laser called SmartLipo, carefully sculpting away fat that people can’t get rid of with dieting (yuck) and exercise (double yuck — I’m a cat!)
He even had it done — by his staff … with his help. Had a full schedule of clients the very next day — didn’t even bat an eye — said he was in no discomfort at all.
Now, I’m fat and lovin’ it — but if I was a human — I’d be all over this in a flash.
It’s not expensive, it’s permanent, and his clients are amazed at how trim they look afterward.
What will he think of next?
All this talk about fat has made me hungry … gotta go check my bowl,
Later,
Oscar
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