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11.18.07

My Person — the Doctor — has lost his Marbles

Posted in Uncategorized at 5:31 am by Oscar

Did you SEE what he’s offering for the Holidays?

(Don’t exactly know what ”Holidays” are all about – but humans get a little crazy this time of year.)

I always get a fresh catnip toy — that makes it special to me!

Back to my person — he’s really pulled out the stops on this one.  Read his blog again.  He tells me it’s the best gift he’s ever given his clients and to new people who don’t yet know this is the best place to come for their cosmetic procedures.

Best way to find out is to go ahead — check them out!

‘Till next time ….

Oscar

11.10.07

I don’t get football …

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:04 am by Oscar

Okay … I must admit being a little leery of anything that flies without wings. 

I like to chase birds and mice.  Birds have wings, mice have tails, and both taste delicious.  My person, the doctor, has put a bell on me so I can’t get birds — he likes them and feeds them in the winter and I give him that. 

Mice, on tne other hand, are another thing, and he congratulates me whenever I catch one of those little devils.

But football?  Enormous man persons crashing into each other chasing an oblong blimp for hours?  When they catch it they don’t even play with it to see if it still moves!

And … I’ve never seen them eat a football.  Don’t get it.

Female persons seem to have a designated task — well those who don’t just up and go shopping anyway.  They have to feed these lunks who watch the football on TV.

My person has a solution for these poor persons.  He has a radio show.  Don’t know what that is either but it sounds better than that football thing.

Oh — in case you’re interested — his show is at 4:00 PM Sundays on 1210 AM (WPHT “The Big Talker”).

My person, the doctor, told me it’s just what the doctor ordered for female persons stuck at home with a bunch of screaming men.

Okay — I’ll buy it — I trust him (he feeds me) — so go ahead … give it a listen.

Tell the boys I sent you. :)

Oscar