10.31.07
Posted in Uncategorized at 4:56 am by Oscar
Listen up — I know I like being a “plus sized” cat — but some of you don’t like the extra bulges (or so I’m told by my person, the doctor).
He just brought in this nifty new laser that eradicates unwanted fat in places I didn’t know existed. Actually, If you walked properly on all fours like me you wouldn’t even see the stuff. But that’s another topic for another day.
Here’s the list my personn gave me:
Neck fat.
Love handles … wonder what those are?
Saddle bags … even my horse friends don’t like those.
Bra fat! Okay — you’ve got me there.
Arm fat — loose hangy thingies.
Thigh fat.
Tummy fat … well, you get the idea — any fat not going away with diet (yuck) and exercise. I have an excuse — too many sunbeams to sleep in — exercise is off my list.
The laser is in — and he’s doing cases. He tells me of the amazing results of fat gone and no loose skin after which is the HUGE benefit of this laser.
And it’s done in his office — under local anesthesia.
Okay, I’ve done my part — now you know. He told me his available time slots are filling up fast, so if you want in you’d better call for a consultation… 215-361-5030.
This writing is exhausting and my paws keep hitting two keys at once. Time for a snooze.
Later,
Oscar
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10.23.07
Posted in Uncategorized at 2:30 pm by Oscar
Okay … guess you know what I’m going to talk about — NOT!
I’m a Fat Cat and lovin’ it. I’m beautiful too. Any doubts? Check out my photo – Big and Beautiful!
See what I mean? My person (the doctor) says skin is skin (except when it’s furry like mine) and it simply doesn’t matter if you are sveldt or not. Most of us are not!
You female persons have to get a grip on having the best looking skin possible — and that size doesn’t matter.
Imagine the self confidence you get with near perfect skin … looking years younger … and sexy. (Not sure what that means since I’m fixed — but from what I hear it must be good.)
My person and his staff take all — big and small — and turn them into gorgeous gals ready to take on the world.
Now, that’s something worth putting my paws on the keyboard to report. 
Best to us Big Ones!
Oscar
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10.11.07
Posted in Uncategorized at 5:16 am by Oscar
Oscar here!
Had to bite my person (the doctor) awake this morning. He was so pooped from yesterday’s successful Client Appreciation Day.
He needed to be up and preparing for the NEXT BIG THING.
He had a one hour show last Sunday on WPHT 1210 Philly radio and will be back in-studio this Saturday for the Virtual Health Fair. Listen up — he’ll be back on the airwaves between 12 and 1 PM.
Then, next week on Friday, October 19, my person and his staff will be at Marjeans Caterers at the corner of Broad St. and Hancock for the 1st Annual Women’s Expo from 12 to 7 PM.
Don’t know what a woman is — ’cause I’ve been fixed — but I hear they’re pretty important to my person.
He’s bringing Mary Giuseffi — a Fashion, Style, and Image Guru to be there — in fact she’s speaking at a mini-seminar at the Expo. She’s apparently got something to do with Macy’s (Philly and NYC) and Sak’s Fifth Avenue.
Women just freak out when they hear her speak.
Oh — almost forgot — back up a little — this Tuesday the 16th my person and his staff are holding a special reception at the Mainland Inn for a small group of lucky women (and their sig. others) at 7 PM.
It’s a soiree! Yeah – I speak French. It’s for a select group interested in improving their confidence and image in their personal and professional lives and this Mary Giuseffi person will be there and presenting with my person and his staff.
If you’re really interested call the office at 215-361-5030 and they might be able to shoehorn you in.
Personally, I don’t know what all the fuss is all about. A full bowl of food and a sunbeam and I’m good to go.
That reminds me … I’m feeling a little peckish ….
Later,
Oscar
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